Bling! Bling! Are “rotating wheels” next?
“In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.” Barack Obama on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people
The election is over and the president-elect is not doing anything dumber than he did during the campaign. However, the press finds it newsworthy that Barack is acting like, well, Barack.
Drudge is running a headline story on Michelle’s “bling ring” as though this was unexpected. Frankly, what’s unexpected is that the “Office of the President-Elect” hasn’t released photos of the new Obama presidential limo with lighted rotating wheels!
As the coverage continues and Barack continues being Barack (e.g., playing “hoops” instead of going to church), America should expect its president to install a basketball hoop in the White House driveway (complete with bricks to weight it down), woofers in the limo, 2 Live Crew lyrics roaring in the background (“I make her do things like nothing before, And when Im done, shell always be sore“), more bling and, to beat California, America will have its own “Pimpenator.”
Let’s just hope we don’t read about The Obamination getting caught on the “down low” in the Oval Office.
When I read about this bling ring thing, I vomited a little in my mouth. I guess I’ll be used to that by the end of the next four years.
Hey, she says she’s just a South Chicago girl and I guess it shows in the need for big and gaudy.
You go, girl! Rock that ring. It was hard to keep your mouth shut long enough to get Barry elected — you earned it!