Guns, Girls, Goobers, and “GUILTY!”
“Guilty!”
One word that warmed the hearts of federal prosecutors and sent chills down the spines of the unindited co-conspirators. After eight days of deliberations, the jury unanimously returned the verdict. Although the left may find justice intolerant (such as the “Hamas-loving” former president Jimmy “The Goober Farmer” Carter), Americans can breathe a collective sigh of relief that the accused will no longer funnel millions of dollars to those who seek to destroy us from within.
Meantime, the left is in a tizzy about fur. In this case “get over it” just doesn’t capture the essence of what we need to communicate to the left. Perhaps the best thing for conservative women and girls to do is invite their liberal friends to a weekend hunt. Considering where the economy is going, field dressing a dead animal could be a very good skill set to acquire, and we do need liberals around to lampoon from time-to-time.
Speaking of killing, Bob Owens wrote a detailed piece on what it’s like to carry a concealed handgun (note to liberals: handguns only serve one purpose–killing human beings). Though long on the nuances of actually packing a piece and very short on what it’s like to kill someone, the essay explores the issues related to novices packing a piece. My only recommendation: Don’t waste money on revolvers.
“note to liberals: handguns only serve one purpose–killing human beings”
I know you’re being sarcastic, but this is too easily taken out of context.
You know, that means all my firearms are sorely unfulfilled, their lives wasted on paper plates, IDPA silhouette targets, and the odd unfortunate flying orange disc. The odd one will shoot a furry or feathered thing for the dinner table, but they’re certainly not bipeds.
I think so much as saying that guns are for killing in light of 99.99% of all shots fired only hit things made of cellulose is misleading, and gives libtards a reason to say your attitude is anti-social. Don’t give your enemies ammo, unless, well, you know…
Jaydub,
Wise words indeed! Thank you for the advice.
Mark